11:01pm

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via voldemortsn0se)

11:00pm
10:57pm
11:02pm

oakbaby:

“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life

(via voldemortsn0se)

2:15pm

jesuschrist-:

we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see

(via -littledarling)

2:07pm 
Jonathan Green
2:12pm
2:09pm
2:02pm And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via goodthingsarewildandfree)

(via xanaduuu)

1:57pm

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

image

would you?

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

(via awesomemusicaloftheday)